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9th-Oct-2006 09:06 pm
(sung to 'i don't know why she swallowed a fly')

I knew a young potter who designed a mosaic

he rolled the clay
to make the slab
to mark the area

to cut the tiles

to dry and fire the pieces

to under glaze them

to glaze the bits
to final fire them
to reassemble them

to apply gold luster (12% gold)
to glue them down
to grout the paver
to clean it up

i don't know why he didn't cut them all out...

.... perhaps he'll die.


Abbots of the Ford: I have much to discuss.
9th-Oct-2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
NICE. poetically and structrually. Ill do a "bet before christmas" filk :)
9th-Oct-2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
i await it eagerly ;)

hope there's piktures!
9th-Oct-2006 09:40 pm (UTC)
twas the night befor christmas
and all through th pit
Not a player was betting
Not even a chip

The dealers stood waiting
with boredom all 'round
In hopes that a high-roller
would soon sit down

The house chips were sitting
all snug in their racks
with visions of buy-ins
for red, greens and blacks.

The lights on tht tops
of the new dollar slots
gave the lustre of riches
to all the have-nots

The boss in his bow tie
The waitress with swill
Had all settled in
for a long night of nil

... work inb progress,...

9th-Oct-2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha HURRAH!
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