|twas the night before assessment, and all through the school|
all the children were panicing, and not passing a stool.
| the art was all set all safe on it's plynths,|
whilst visions of HDs and honours danced in the mist.
| "Now Product! now, Processed! now, produced and Assembled!|
On, Contextualise! On, Conceptualise! on, Refer to Other Artists!"
| But I heard The Panel exclaim, ‘ere they wove out of view,|
"Happy Assessment to all, you passed the review!"