Aside from cleaning the dunny, in the kitchen the wonderfulness of leaving plates piled SO high in sink and on the bench that you have to wash something to find a spoon, or once u find it (the spoon) simply wiping it on your shirt, thusly removing the effort of washing at all.. ;]
the freedom to leave food lying around the house so you can eat and drink different meals at different times, as u pass by it..
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the freedom..
of course i have noticed my friends have stopped dropping by and my personage is getting a bit smelly, and i haven't seen the floor in my room in QUIET some time, but hey, that's the way i was when I was teenager and I survived that.. nay I ENJOYED that, and goddamm it I ganna continue .. whether u like it or not.
Some of you reading this may be squirming thinking, "what a horrid nasty, disgusting boy!" well.. yeah.. you may have a point, but I hope that you realise this is just a phase and that any rebellion that I may be feeling i'll get bored with and eventually. i'll clean and tidy properly later.. at least as my opening statement proves I am purchasing SOME clean products.. better than nothing.. right ?